Had to setup an earth sciences expo this morning, fairly routine. Though for an expo featuring so many key players in the mining industry, Rio Tinto, etc, there wasn't any flashy booths which is a surprise. Got out of there at about 12pm and by the time I got home I had leave again because we had another home open.
Didn't have a chance to pop online before I left so I headed straight to the cinema to see if they had anything interesting on and saw that they were doing an advanced screening of Forbidden Kingdom (signboarded as Forbiddon Kingdo) so I saw that and now here's my review of it:
Now in theory any movie that contains both Jackie Chan AND Jet Li is bound to be awesome, but in practice Forbidden Kingdom doesn't hold up to this. The movie is paced poorly, a quarter of it is training montages and Jackie Chan and Jet Li only fight each other ONCE. Despite the fact that they claim they will kill each other later and that at one point Jet Li's character actually pees on Jackie Chan's character while he is praying for rain in the desert, it's easily dismissed by poor writing. The movie suffers from having too much exposition in some parts and practically no exposition in the other parts. The ending is practically given away in the first ten minutes of the film if you're paying enough attention.
A quick consult with IMDB.com shows that the script had 5 re-writes, most of those happening during filming and it shows. Don't bother sitting through the credits either, you'd expect it being a Jackie Chan movie to have a blooper reel at the end, but alas nothing worth sticking around for unless you want to find out that some of the sound effects were produced in Australia, though now you don't because I just told you.
The film does have some redeeming features, like the opening credit sequence being a homage to old kung fu movie posters, the fight sequences are pretty high quality, especially the one fight between Jackie Chan and Jet Li. Some of the other fight sequences do get a bit ridiculous like the fights between the Monkey King and the Jade Warlord are more like a fight between two Ancient Chinese Jedi.
One of the best things this movie had was continuity, the main character, Jason Tripitakas, has his hair actually grow longer throughout the film. Though that's probably the only indication of the passage time this film actually has as it's pretty much we're in forest, now we're at the start of the desert, hey we need some water... hey look the exit of the desert, another forest, some monks, entering evil palace, boss fight, ?????, teleported home. He spends an undisclosed amount of time in Ancient China, between him falling off a building and him landing on the ground and when he has landed on the ground he totally knows Kung Fu.
The film lightly tiptoes around romantic interests. When Jason firsts lands in China he can't understand Chinese, but after a few minutes with Jackie Chan he suddenly and without explanation can hear Chinese as English, except in certain parts of the film where certain characters are talking to each other in Chinese with english subtitles, which I think happened only when Jason couldn't actually hear those conversations.
To sum up the film it's pretty much Star Wars meets Dragon Ball meets the boring part of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon (which has the same Cinematographer as Forbidden Kingdom) starring Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Some White Guy and a Chick Who Talks In Second Person Perspective.
My suggestion would be to RENT this if you want to see it.
Didn't have a chance to pop online before I left so I headed straight to the cinema to see if they had anything interesting on and saw that they were doing an advanced screening of Forbidden Kingdom (signboarded as Forbiddon Kingdo) so I saw that and now here's my review of it:
Now in theory any movie that contains both Jackie Chan AND Jet Li is bound to be awesome, but in practice Forbidden Kingdom doesn't hold up to this. The movie is paced poorly, a quarter of it is training montages and Jackie Chan and Jet Li only fight each other ONCE. Despite the fact that they claim they will kill each other later and that at one point Jet Li's character actually pees on Jackie Chan's character while he is praying for rain in the desert, it's easily dismissed by poor writing. The movie suffers from having too much exposition in some parts and practically no exposition in the other parts. The ending is practically given away in the first ten minutes of the film if you're paying enough attention.
A quick consult with IMDB.com shows that the script had 5 re-writes, most of those happening during filming and it shows. Don't bother sitting through the credits either, you'd expect it being a Jackie Chan movie to have a blooper reel at the end, but alas nothing worth sticking around for unless you want to find out that some of the sound effects were produced in Australia, though now you don't because I just told you.
The film does have some redeeming features, like the opening credit sequence being a homage to old kung fu movie posters, the fight sequences are pretty high quality, especially the one fight between Jackie Chan and Jet Li. Some of the other fight sequences do get a bit ridiculous like the fights between the Monkey King and the Jade Warlord are more like a fight between two Ancient Chinese Jedi.
One of the best things this movie had was continuity, the main character, Jason Tripitakas, has his hair actually grow longer throughout the film. Though that's probably the only indication of the passage time this film actually has as it's pretty much we're in forest, now we're at the start of the desert, hey we need some water... hey look the exit of the desert, another forest, some monks, entering evil palace, boss fight, ?????, teleported home. He spends an undisclosed amount of time in Ancient China, between him falling off a building and him landing on the ground and when he has landed on the ground he totally knows Kung Fu.
The film lightly tiptoes around romantic interests. When Jason firsts lands in China he can't understand Chinese, but after a few minutes with Jackie Chan he suddenly and without explanation can hear Chinese as English, except in certain parts of the film where certain characters are talking to each other in Chinese with english subtitles, which I think happened only when Jason couldn't actually hear those conversations.
To sum up the film it's pretty much Star Wars meets Dragon Ball meets the boring part of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon (which has the same Cinematographer as Forbidden Kingdom) starring Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Some White Guy and a Chick Who Talks In Second Person Perspective.
My suggestion would be to RENT this if you want to see it.
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